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daily dose of outlandish celebrity gossip
Very few people will openly acknowledge this, but in his early days as a performer, Lil’ Bow Wow was drugged and then aggressively sodomized by his limo driver. The attack left Bow Wow with 16 stitches. News of the assault quickly spread through the hip-hop underground, and Snoop Dogg became so infuriated that he ordered a hit on the limo driver, who has not been seen or heard from since. Insiders report that to this day, Bow Wow still trembles whenever the car he is in comes to an unexpected stop, or the driver lowers the glass partition and asks him if he’s comfortable in the back seat.
It never fucking ends with this. You’re an obsessive, strange man, friend.